the australia network: it's one of like 3 television channels we get here in hong kong. i like it, and this is why:
1. home and away. it's a soap opera about beautiful, tanned, slightly dramatic aussies living in a picturesque little seaside town where the skies are not cloudy all day. what do australians have to worry about? sunburn? it comes on twice a day. fox and i watch it sometimes. i want to be them a little.
2. border security. another television show about a day in the exciting life of an australian customs agent. the climax of this week's episode: they arrested a guy trying to enter the country with nun chucks.
3. home sweet australia -- not a tv show but a way of life. i have never seen a television commercial advertising citizenship -- until now. there are exciting opportunities that await you in friendly australia, and becoming an aussie has never been easier! get it while it's hot!