someone please tell me, what is it with canines' disgusting infatuation with human waste? my dog just added dirty diapers to his list of favorite foods. yep. the ripe treats rank right up there with cheese and used kleenexes. he feasted on one of fox's old huggies last week and scattered the shredded remains across my mother's living room carpet, and ever since i have been taking extra care to throw the diapers in an inaccessible garbage can. despite my best efforts, another lacerated nappy mysteriously appeared the other day, which led me to believe that gunther had a secret stash that he had been hoarding, saving the tasty morsels for a rainy day. sure enough, after catching gunther nosing the pillows around on my mother's beautiful sofa, i came across an old stinky diaper, still in tact, underneath a stack of pillows. just giving you all fair warning: think twice before you ask gunther for kisses.