1. while innocently walking along, has anyone blatantly plowed you over? they're walking straight towards you -- perhaps oblivious of your existence, perhaps not -- so you move to avoid them, but their course alters to meet yours, like they're goal in life is to hit you? and a second too late you realize you must have missed the memo inviting you to play a human game of chicken?
2. ever been so obviously stared at that you get self conscious and start to double check that you're all zipped, buttoned, or fastened up? not dragging any toilet paper along with you? start to do that thing where you pretend to itch your nose but really you're trying to nonchalantly root your finger around up there to make sure you don't have a dangler? okay, look, i know i'm the size of a buick and that fascinates you; i've finally just started to stare back.
3. anyone ever told you you looked like a famous person, and you weren't sure if you should be flattered or insulted? oh, you think so? ...thanks?
4. while grocery shopping, ever heard someone on the next aisle over loudly wrangling with something in their nose/throat region, turn the corner to make sure the person doesn't need resuscitating, and find little grandma completely oblivious of the sounds she's making?