simply stated, i am of the mind that you shouldn't be making records unless you can sing. who's with me? newsflash young hollywood: just because you're rich, attractive and occasionally grace the silver screen does not mean you automatically have a talent for crooning. if you weren't who you are, there's no way in this life or the one to come that anyone would be offering you record deals with those pipes. but guess what? it's perfectly okay that you can't sing. me neither! by all means, feel free to work on your craft in the privacy of your car, the shower, or at the karaoke bar--i do; but don't insult my intelligence by trying to sell it to me. no amount of lipstick-and-rouge computer magic will help that track of yours to sound any better than a wounded cat in heat. it's like you just woke up one day and said, "i'm bored. maybe i'll make an album today."
i'm a bit saddened by the most recent starlet-wannabe-popstar victim, scarlett johansson. she's not your typical lindsay/paris party girl... she does woody allen films for crying out loud. scarlett, i thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.