checking in on the kids at night:
my sweet pea in the pod, sleeping on her face. normal.
fox in (subtext: hogging) my bed. normal.
gunther, using my kid sister's bed while she's away at college, has more square inch of mattress per body weight than all of the rest of us put together. sadly, normal. this picture is dripping with entitlement. look at him giving me the stink-eye.