she calls it counting "carmoles." every time she gets in nice and close for a snug, she starts grooming me like she's a mother ape looking for chiggers. she has to touch every single mole on my face, neck and chest before she's satisfied. last night, while scavenging for more carmoles, she attempted one of these
and got distracted by my chest and started tickling the baby's feet (aka my northern-most lady bits). that's where i had to break up the party.