fox wakes up screaming. matt gets up with him, fox says he wants lunch. matt says he'll bring fox a piece of bread... "a big one," fox requests (meaning a whole piece, not a half). matt fills the order and lets the boy eat the bread whilst in bed. matt stumbles back to bed. i'm afraid fox will choke, so i go in to supervise.
i walk in to fox's room; fox is lying in bed eating his piece and says to me, "i'm eating bread, mom. i love it." fox requests that i tell him a story while he eats his bread. i tell him a story. fox falls asleep while holding his bread. i try to take the bread out of his hand. he wakes up. then fox tells me we need to say a prayer, "for goodness sake." ?? fox rolls out of bed, thanks heavenly father for "mom, dad, indie, gunger, jenna, grampa clark, gramma jewey, fox, mom, dad, thank you for the food, in the name of jesus christ, amen."
fox gets back in bed, then gets back out of bed and joins me on the floor while i type this story up on my iphone. fox finishes his bread, gets back in bed, i tuck him in and kiss him goodnight. he's asleep before i leave the room.
the best part: i get back in bed, supposedly wake matt up to tell him about what just transpired, and make sure to ask him twice if he's awake before i dig in. after i relay the story, chuckling to myself the whole time, matt stirs and asks me in a groggy voice, "is this on the outskirts of reno?"