feral hogs invade. that was the headline on tonight's local news. apparently the beasts are terrorizing my bedroom community nightly. first of all, what the what is a feral hog? and where in the world do these 400 pound dainties go during the day? a quarter ton animal? this is dallas, not the bayou.
matt put on his coat the other day and found a costco shopping list from six months ago. it went something like this:
wipes (if you can carry them)
and yesterday my friend melanie hipped me to the irony that two years ago, when i moved to new york, my favorite television show was gossip girl. now, fresh off a move to the big d, it's sister wives. (season two, tlc?)
feral hogs, indeed.